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25 September 2006 @ 05:48 pm
This might be one of those stories that aren't as funny if you weren't there, but I'll tell it anyways in hopes of getting a chuckle or two. ^_^;

A bunch of friends of mine, all of us co-workers, went out to eat at the 99 after work. Because there was a bunch of us (6 or 7) we got seated in a little area that was slightly closed off from the rest of the restraunt. Of course, most of the patrons at that time of night were seated at the bar, so we wouldn't really have been bothering families anyways, but that's beside the point.

We were all having a good time, those of whom were old enough ordered drinks and those of us who weren't certainly acted drunker than those who drank. One of these friends was a particularly funny guy, a writer, an English major, an actor and a singer... quite the personality on this guy. He kept telling jokes, I swear he could do stand-up and freestyle, he's great at getting one topic to lead into the next.

We had nachos and as he was going on in some joke I had snagged a few but he had me so enraptured with his story that I was holding it for several minutes when, finally, the melted cheese wore down the chip enough and it broke and fell onto my plate.

"YOU DROPPED THE CHIP!!!" my friend then exclaimed, repeatedly, saying "You sorry excuse for a human, how could you?! You DROPPED it!! You DROPPED THE CHIP!!" and this went on for a good 10 minutes, me unable to breathe and my then-girlfriend laughed so hard she toppled the chair over while holding her soda.

BUT! She managed to not spill any! ...And then the teasing was turned to her, but not for long before he started ragging on me for dropping the chip again.

Then one of the others came back from the bathroom and just looked at us like we were all mad.

It was very, VERY funny. ^_^ ...at least, if you were there it was. ^_^
The Artist Formerly Known as Stixy: shriekxvampiratex on September 26th, 2006 12:17 am (UTC)
Awww that was cute. Haha. It made me smile.

I'd like to learn the not-spilling trick, though. That'd come in handy in my life.
smirkindabuttsmirkindabutt on September 26th, 2006 04:43 am (UTC)
Oh man, totally brought a smile to my face. I can totally picture the whole thing. I love going out to eat with large roudy crowds :)